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(If you're not sure what this is all about read this first)

Today's NON-Sport is GYMNASTICS

I know you've all been wondering

Is GYMNASTICS really a sport?

 

 

 

Criteria
Physical Exertion
Conditioning Factor
Toll Factor
Lifespan factor
Injury Factor
Who or what factor


Total


Skill
Practice Factor
Athlete Factor
Body type Factor
Equipment Mastery Factor
Equipment Contribution Factor


Total


Rules
Determining the winner

Total


Competition
Physical Contact Factor
Offense/Defense Factor
Interaction Factor
Environment Factor
Crowd Factor


Total

TOTAL

Decision
Classification

 

SCORE

6
4
4
4
6


24

 

6
6
3
6
6


27

 

0

0

 

0
0
0
1
0


1

52

Non-Sport
Rec. Activity



 

GYMNASTICS------------------ NON-SPORT

Not a sport? The scoring was going so well right up until rules and competition.

The main problems lie in the fact that 1) judges determine the outcome, like in a beauty pageant (have I mentioned that before?) and 2) the fact that competitors never go head to head. I always enjoy it when the announcer at a gymnastics meet makes the comment that the gymnast has had "a good performance", you know, like in a piano recital.

Don't get me wrong, I can't do any of that stuff, but then again I wouldn't want to, at least not wearing those tights. Just because most of the stuff gymnasts do defies the laws of gravity doesn't mean it achieves the necessary criteria to be defined as a sport. (Astronauts defy gravity too).

Gymnastics received a brutally low score for competition (1 point) which is why gymnastics ranked as only a recreational activity rather than qualifying to be a sport.

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one, so I'll spell it out again:
Judges = zero points for rules
No Head to Head competition = zero
No interaction among competitors = zero
Are you getting the idea? Sorry I had to be so rudimentary, but I don't want thousands of 14 year old girls to not understand why gymnastics is not a sport!

FINAL WORD: Recreational Activity


 

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